Friday, January 8, 2010

71 days

Dear North Carolina Weather,

I hate you. There is no love in my heart for you this winter. I hate spending 5 months out of the year with you. Really, must you depress my mood, dry my skin, and confine me to my house? Can I introduce you to Mr. Caribbean and Mrs. Tahiti Weather? Maybe they will be a good influence on your behaviour. Ever since you started hanging out with Old Man Winter and those hooligans from North of the Jet Stream I've notice you've become hard to live with. I expect immediate positive changing in your attitude and behaviour or else I'll be forced to send you to military school.

I'm betting you are a visual learner, Mr. NC Weather, so I'll break it down for you like a preschooler:

No more of this


More of this


Shape up or ship out,

Elizabeth Johnson

2 comments:

  1. He he! You better harrass your friend Shan for wishing for snow, cause you know its all her fault. And now she is wishing for swimsuit weather. Ha! I still like it, maybe cause I've not been spoiled on this normally mild climate long enough. :) Reminds me of home.

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  2. you heard her Mr. Winter! Now out with you!

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