1. If you don't tone down sibling banter at the Easter lunch table it tends to escalate until the 4 year old in this hypothetical situation body checks her brother and uses non-Easter language in front of the in-laws and parents.
2. Hair dressers won't take you seriously when you tell them I REALLY DO WANT TURQUOISE HIGHLIGHTS IN MY HAIR.
3. Check to see if you have a seriously horrible panty-line BEFORE you leave the sanctity of your home. I am sure the stationary bike section behind me at the Y got a good chuckle and a take home story for their spouse.
4. Come to the realization that yes, you now have your mother's butt....and all that means. Let me clarify, my mother is a wonderful woman with a BEAUTIFUL body...however we have the 'family arse'. It's large and in charge and I'll admit mine has a little more 'junk in the trunk' lately so I have the dreaded 'double butt'. When the under garment is a tad too tight and cuts into the booty flesh to create a double-bubble.
5. Explain throughly to your children that all movie lines should NOT be repeated outside your home.....see below clip of my children's favorite line to use on stangers, family, friends and the like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHdR92YZx0Y
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