My Parenting week in numbers

5 Number of ring pops my children consumed this week. Try dividing that by 2 and you'll see you didn't get an even result....which means there was some serious germ swapping

1 Number of actual teeth lost

4 Number of teeth Simi wishes she lost and is trying to convince me are loose

1 Number of actual birthday's celebrated

2 Number of birthday's Simi wishes we has this week (In a perfect world both birthday's would be hers)

1 Number of times by precious 5 year old daughter peed in a public place sans loo.

15 Number of baseball groundskeepers who witnessed the event. It was after all in the not so private bushes of the high school lawn......

5 Number of times Tom and Jerry cinema was viewed by the Johnson offspring this week

3 Number of times Simi removed her shoe with intent to strike her brother

0 Number of times the shoe method of abuse was successful

78,943,026 Number of times my children greeted strangers in Swahili including all check-out personel and the guy that turned of his mower to hear what my children were screaming in his direction. JAMBO!!!!! Thank you Vacation Bible School for your foreign language course.

12 times Simi used her baby's head as a flatuence sound maker in Lowes Hardware

9 million Number of times my children made me cackle with laughter

0 Number of home school projects completed

0 Number times I wanted to employ a nanny