Dark humor comes upon me and stays with me a day or two. If you find the following funny, like I do today, you are in the same 'dark' mood :)
If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems
Just because you think you're a star doesn't mean you're going anywhere.
The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few
a journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly
If you'd like to see more check out http://despair.com/viewall.html. Believe it or not, I got the website from a Christian Youth Bible Study curriculum as a material source.
"It could be that the purpose of your life is to only serve as a warning to others" I need that on my wall. So true. Sunday lunch was a conversation I wish I could take back and simply ......... just keep my mouth shut.
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