Edelweiss

I was washing a mountain of dishes because my china cabinet imploded and destroyed all of my grandmother's dishes and great-grandmother's dishes while preserving all the cheap, plain and meaningless chinaware.

There were glass shards on every dish. Mandating that I must wash every piece of tableware.

I was hand washing the dishes because the dishwasher went on strike last week.

Expecting an important call, I foolishly laid my cell phone on the counter next to me.

One infinitesimally small droplet of water ruined my phone.

My phone is insured for everything BUT.....water damage.

At least it's Friday.....

But wait there's more, my precious 5 year old just ran up stair and showed me the clump of hair she sheared from the back of her head.

I'm going to my happy place. Fade in Edelweiss.....